What I’m getting is that all the women in Middle Earth ran off and set up their own civilization somewhere….
wherever that is, I want to go to there
this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
Reblog every time
Inside Lightsaber!!
OK, now normally, while I’m a Star Wars geek, I don’t tend to reblog a ton of SW stuff. This, though… this just had me drooling over all the craftsmanship. Brilliantly done.
It cuts. Not like in the movies. It’s contained in glass instead of plasma or magnetic containment. Neat first generation prototype. Fragile and requires everyone to wear special glasses to avoid blindness.
You know if I’m reblogging Star Wars, it’s got to be something really fucking cool.
Wow yes sign me up for a lot of these
I’ll take 500 please.
the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE
BRILLIANT THANK YOU
YES! BURN
I’ve just seen and heard so much hatred. I’ve been called garbage, I’ve been called the death of fucking good music, trash, stupid, pointless and disposable. I don’t understand. I’m just trying to make people happy. And it’s such positive, fun music. Like, why are people so angry?
This bitch right here.
Holy mother of god.
Have people HEARD her song Wonderland? Or Love Into The Light? She has the voice of a fucking ANGEL.
Oh yeah, she also has an IQ over 140. She’s a certified genius with SAT scores over 1400, and she took college level Cold War History courses “for fun”. FOR. FUCKING. FUN.
She knows how to write songs about having a good time while not completely losing her identity as a respectable artist. Sometimes, I need a break from my deep and brooding sad shit to listen to some care-free positive and crazy songs, and that’s what Ke$ha is for.
You keep rocking your shit, Ke$ha. \O/
i had no idea. this makes me sad.
kesha is one of my favourite artist
His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.
i think I am going to cry
I think at least 200,000 of those notes are me reblogging this
guy like this come my way ✌😭
Old story.
Uncle Jaejoong fulfilled his promise that he would come to visit his niece if her soccer team won a gold medal.
Jaejoong was dragged to the field by the soccer team coach and surrounded with girls in the end :P